{"id":820,"date":"2010-12-06T00:10:29","date_gmt":"2010-12-06T00:10:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sharisax.com\/DrivingMissShari\/?p=820"},"modified":"2010-12-19T17:08:24","modified_gmt":"2010-12-19T17:08:24","slug":"semicolons-driving-shari-crazy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sharisax.com\/DrivingMissShari\/2010\/12\/semicolons-driving-shari-crazy\/","title":{"rendered":"How SEMICOLONS are Driving Miss Shari Crazy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-840\" href=\"https:\/\/sharisax.com\/DrivingMissShari\/2010\/12\/semicolons-driving-shari-crazy\/semicolons\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-840\" title=\"semicolons\" src=\"https:\/\/sharisax.com\/DrivingMissShari\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/semicolons-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"210\" height=\"158\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sharisax.com\/DrivingMissShari\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/semicolons-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sharisax.com\/DrivingMissShari\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/semicolons-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"color: #333399;\">I am addicted to the semicolon, though for years I didn\u2019t know how to deploy it and just wrote run-on sentences instead. The semi-colon is useful when you need a sentence to shift or surprise; to be modified or amended; it allows a generosity, lyricism and ambiguity to creep into the sentence structure. So, yes, it can also be the sign of a self-indulgent writer and should be used with care. &#8212;\u00a0<span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Anne Enright<!--more--><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\">You practically do not use semicolons at all. This is a symptom of mental defectiveness, probably induced by camp life. \u00a0\u00a0<span style=\"font-style: normal;\">George \u00a0Bernard Shaw to TE Lawrence, on the Seven Pillars of Wisdom<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #003366;\">I love it; it is useful for many things. My understanding is, it is correctly used to join two complete, but related sentences; this way, the reader feels the link, albeit subtly. I love it so much, in fact, that I am currently writing a story made up of only semi-colons; it is quite a challenge, but I believe in it very much.\u00a0<span style=\"font-style: normal;\">&#8212; George Saunders<\/span><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong><em>Now what in the heck do those pesky punctuation marks have to do with DRIVING MISS SHARI? Well, as it turns out &#8212; a whole lot.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">This blog began last August to make the most of an accident that deprived me of my driving privileges for 55 days. [Read all about it on my first post &#8220;<a title=\"First post\" href=\"https:\/\/sharisax.com\/DrivingMissShari\/2010\/08\/how-to-become-rich-famous-on-the-web\/\" target=\"_blank\">How to Become Rich and Famous on the Web<\/a>&#8220;].<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">NOTE: 496 comments on that post (at the moment). Will yours push the total over my goal of 500?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-837\" href=\"https:\/\/sharisax.com\/DrivingMissShari\/2010\/12\/semicolons-driving-shari-crazy\/mike-maynard-fb-1-2\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-837\" title=\"Mike Maynard FB 1\" src=\"https:\/\/sharisax.com\/DrivingMissShari\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Mike-Maynard-FB-11.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"158\" height=\"222\" \/><\/a>If you&#8217;ve read (or contributed) any of the comments, you&#8217;ve no doubt met Mike Maynard, my <em>blog-within-a-blogger<\/em> who has dozens of comments and several full posts of his own. [His links listed at end of article].<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: #003366;\">This blog has taken on a &#8220;life&#8221; of its own, traveling way off its original course; you know, like Life, right?<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-833\" href=\"https:\/\/sharisax.com\/DrivingMissShari\/2010\/12\/semicolons-driving-shari-crazy\/shari-with-pink1-5\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-833\" title=\"shari-with-pink1\" src=\"https:\/\/sharisax.com\/DrivingMissShari\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/shari-with-pink1-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"105\" height=\"105\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sharisax.com\/DrivingMissShari\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/shari-with-pink1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/sharisax.com\/DrivingMissShari\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/shari-with-pink1-199x198.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 105px) 100vw, 105px\" \/><\/a>Well, as Chief Blogger and Editor [and an English teacher], I try to correct grammar on comments before posting them. Mike is British and the Queen&#8217;s English differs somewhat from ours on &#8220;this side of the pond&#8221; &#8212; as Mike would refer to us.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">I don&#8217;t correct British spellings, but I have been changing some punctuation &#8212; especially semicolons; then I wondered are British rules for semicolons different than ours?<\/span><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #003366;\">FOR YOUR GRAMMATICAL EDIFICATION: <\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">You can read Mike&#8217;s and my conversation about semicolons along with Mike&#8217;s research on their proper usage.<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sharisax.com\/DrivingMissShari\/2010\/08\/how-to-become-rich-famous-on-the-web\/#comment-1107\">2010\/12\/04 at 2:42 pm<\/a> | In reply to\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/sharisax.com\/DrivingMissShari\/2010\/08\/how-to-become-rich-famous-on-the-web\/#comment-1106\">Mike Maynard<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Mike, we need to do some research on British vs. English use of SEMI-COLONS\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/sharisax.com\/DrivingMissShari\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/icon_smile.gif\" alt=\":-)\" \/><br \/>\nI\u2019ve been changing yours to match American standards, but I don\u2019t change your spelling. But I just read a GUEST POST on a writing\/grammar blog <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><a title=\"grammar article\" href=\"http:\/\/www.dailywritingtips.com\/whither-the-semicolon-whither-the-comma\/]\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/www.dailywritingtips.com\/whither-the-semicolon-whither-the-comma\/<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">and the Guest Poster was WRONG about semicolons, and dozens of commenters told her so. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">However, perhaps you can look up British rules for semicolons. And if they allow them in the way you are using them, that will save me LOTS of time editing.\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/sharisax.com\/DrivingMissShari\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/icon_smile.gif\" alt=\":-)\" \/><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">(Looking forward to today\u2019s post on your site:\u00a0<a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/sharisax.com\/DrivingMissShari\/2010\/09\/guest-blogger-mike-maynard-wit-farmville-strategies\/#comment-1104\">https:\/\/sharisax.com\/DrivingMissShari\/2010\/09\/guest-blogger-mike-maynard-wit-farmville-strategies\/#comment-1104<\/a>)<\/span><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">* \u00a0 * \u00a0 *<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-849\" href=\"https:\/\/sharisax.com\/DrivingMissShari\/2010\/12\/semicolons-driving-shari-crazy\/mike-maynard-3\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-849\" title=\"Mike Maynard\" src=\"https:\/\/sharisax.com\/DrivingMissShari\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Mike-Maynard1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"80\" height=\"80\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/sharisax.com\/DrivingMissShari\/2010\/08\/how-to-become-rich-famous-on-the-web\/#comment-1110\">2010\/12\/04 at 4:22 pm<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>More semi colons<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Semi colons and colons derive from Latin and earlier than that Ancient Greek.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>Usage:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Semicolons are followed by a lower case letter, unless that letter is the first letter of a proper noun. They have no spaces before them, but one space after (possibly two when using monospaced fonts). Applications of the semicolon in English include<br \/>\nBetween closely related independent clauses not conjoined with a coordinating conjunction:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">\u201cI went to the basketball building; I was told it was closed for cleaning.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">\u201cI told Ben he\u2019s running for the hills; I wonder if he knew I was joking.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">\u201cNothing is true; everything is permitted.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cA man chooses; a slave obeys.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Between independent clauses linked with a transitional phrase or a conjunctive adverb<br \/>\n\u201cEveryone knows that he is guilty of committing the crime; of course, it will never be proven.\u201d[2]<br \/>\n\u201cBob\u2019s friend was refused admittance by the doorkeeper; as a result, he left before the flamingos.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">\u201cI like to eat fish; however, I don\u2019t like to be eaten by them.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cI like being odd; yet, I hate being different.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Between items in a series or listing containing internal punctuation, especially parenthetic commas, where the semicolons function as serial commas:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">\u201cShe saw three men: Jamie, who came from New Zealand; John, the milkman\u2019s son; and George, a gaunt kind of man.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">\u201cSeveral fast food restaurants can be found in each of: London, England; Paris, France; Dublin, Ireland; and Madrid, Spain.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">\u201cExamples of familiar sequences are: one, two and three; a, b and c; and first, second and third.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><em><em>So now you know!<\/em><\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Links to Mike&#8217;s blogs-within-my-blog:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/sharisax.com\/DrivingMissShari\/2010\/09\/guest-blogger-mike-maynard-wit-farmville-strategies\/\" target=\"_blank\">In which you get to know Guest Blogger Mike Maynard &amp; his Wit &amp; his Farmville strategies<\/a><\/h3>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/sharisax.com\/DrivingMissShari\/2010\/09\/say-no-to-credit-cards-and-yes-to-getting-rich-and-famous\/\" target=\"_blank\">Say NO to credit cards . . . and YES to getting rich and famous<\/a><\/h3>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-858\" href=\"https:\/\/sharisax.com\/DrivingMissShari\/2010\/12\/semicolons-driving-shari-crazy\/cliff-diver-in-action\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-858\" title=\"cliff diver in action\" src=\"https:\/\/sharisax.com\/DrivingMissShari\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/cliff-diver-in-action-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>Jump in . . . do you use semicolons?<\/em><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Do you care? If not, what do you care about?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/connect.postrank.com\/edit\/3\" title=\"Complete verification\"><br \/>\n  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/postrank.com\/graphics\/blog_claim.png?s=qfv3456\" \/><br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am addicted to the semicolon, though for years I didn\u2019t know how to deploy it and just wrote run-on sentences instead. The semi-colon is useful when you need a sentence to shift or surprise; to be modified or amended; it allows a generosity, lyricism and ambiguity to creep into the sentence structure. 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